A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.
by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019
Get the Keyboard Catmug. When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013
Get the keyboard cowellmug. 1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.
2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.
2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.
2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."
"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."
"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 5, 2009
Get the Keyboard Justicemug. %^Y&U(KJ BVHFR^THYUJNHGFVXRSD%T^&*(JIOKNJUHBGVTFRGYHUJHBFCYnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhjnb cfgbhjnkmvgfghbjkm,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 bvftyuikjghyujkl
by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020
Get the keyboard rapemug. by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018
Get the THE KEYBOARD ALPHABETmug. Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.
John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."
by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021
Get the Keyboard monkeymug. stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys
by dilflord January 3, 2023
Get the keyboard humpermug.