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Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'
by Mine farter March 13, 2024
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Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)
“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”
by KettleKing June 23, 2025
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A whole different kettle of fish

a different situation or person to be dealt with
I've watched you a lot on Instagram, but in person? Whoof! That's a whole different kettle of fish!
by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024
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Texas tea kettle

Wait till somebody has to poop then tie them upside down and stretch out their asshole, then proceed to pour boiling water down the anus, wait a few and then drink the results
I want some Texas tea kettle right about now
by Thatonecoolguy62974 June 14, 2025
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Show me the Kettle

An term often used to refer to something saught after.
Jim McBurger Vagina: Aww look new badass nike trainers
Cillian Fitzpatrick: Show me the Kettle
by juffmongoose February 14, 2012
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laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.
"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"
by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018
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kettle places

Places that serve hot drinks and soups
Honestly it's one of the best kettle places in town
by Mean Sel August 29, 2020
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