Kardosaurus

This is a definitive source for taking the fantastic and embellished stories of male virgins who are addicted to the internet and "translating" them into factual accounts in the proper perspective.

1. Eric says, "ZOMG! I hooked up with a SERIOUS hottie last night after the party." When run through the Kardosaurus we find that Eric REALLY meant, "I was home alone last night and watching American Idol before bed. I fell asleep and dreamt of Paula Abdul and woke up with sticky sheets."

2. Eric says, "Man! My roommate is REALLY mad at me for putting him on the phone with a girl when he was with his girlfriend!" The Kardosaurus translates that to, "Look at me...anyone? Is anyone there? Someone pay attention to me!"

by n00b December 14, 2008

karaoke

See American Idol.

I didn't know that the ideal American pop star should be a karaoke singer!

by sarcastic July 17, 2003

karaoke

Often associated with drunk folks who have no rythm what so ever and appear to be tone deaf

"look at the tone deaf, rythm-less ass singing karaoke"

by Chad? January 20, 2005

karf

it is slang for gay

that guy is very karf

by Jeff Rudolf February 16, 2008

karaoke

Process by which one sings a song in front of a group of people, with only musical accompanient and scrolling words.

Don't stand. Don't stand so. Don't stand so close to me.

by MoonKnight November 29, 2002

Kafobulator

The thickness of the sides of the new apple imac g5......

1. Hey man check out the Kafobulator on that G5.. it's so sexy .. purrrrrrrr..

2. Man that chicks got some Kafobulator like theres no tommorow.

by Crunk master pimp juice. November 7, 2004

karaoke

The reason why I doubt whether God exists.

There is no God when every fucking town has a karaoke bar.

by WhatTheFuck? October 9, 2003