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Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then
by Stan straykids December 7, 2019
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A fake ass bitch who can’t take jokes. Has no humor and makes incredibly dry conversation. Leaves you on read and heavily favors people. Can be extremely petty when provoked. One of those people who wears the same exact thing everyday. Named after a fucking minion haha what a loser!!
I can’t believe Kevin would cheat on his fiancée.
by Larry from the veggie tales December 4, 2018
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Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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Kevin will always be a Kevin.
by HellaFactsBro June 8, 2019
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Is a little bitch, has ugly ass blonde hair, walks around think he is the shit and he is in fact not; Kevin likes to sucks lots of dick and finger his own asshole; Kevin has daddy’s money and drives and ugly ass Chevy; Kevin also likes to date girls with the same last name like he’s from Alabama
I love Kevin can’t wait to marry him and adopt kids because we’re gay
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A guy who dates all your ex girlfriends and fucks them before you did
Bob "yo man that guy kevin smashed sandra last week"

Jim "u didnt even smash sandra"

Bob "nah man"
by The Podcast December 17, 2016
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