July 31

The day where chipmunks are born and can feast on acorns

Wow on July 31 the chipmunks ate all my acorns

by Ah set ah yeah October 15, 2019

July 29th

The Best Day Ever, only skinny legends were born on this day. It is such a happy and amazing and special day. 🥰🤪

“When’s your birthday?” Emily asked.

“July 29th” Danika said proudly.

by Allyson<3 October 16, 2019

July 24

National slap your little or big brother day!

Brother : what day is it?
Me: July 24 you know what that means

Me: slaps the crap out of him.

by summerisawesome October 26, 2019

July 13

Typically handsome they are extremely kind and generous . They are thought to become very successful. They are in favour of capitalism and are not very religious.

Person : woah they are good looking .
Another person : they must be born in July 13 th

by Helloiamacancerwhatareyou October 29, 2019

4 July

an amazing person is born 4 July, you should keep him/her they are worth the time :)

Made my $$$#1340 yw Sean 4 July

by Julie.dk October 12, 2020

July 12

International Stabbing Day: The day to stab and be stabbed by! In memory of Julius Caesar, all stabbers can get away with stabbings for free, and stabbees are entitled to buy one get one free! Celebrate stab day today by tagging who you want to stab and be stabbed by.

Oh shit, it's July 12! Better wear some armour in case I get stabbed.

by NotBrutus October 15, 2019

July 8th

The best bitches were born on this day, you can fuck around and hoe around all you like. Do you know why, because they fucking can cause she a (July 8th) 🥵

Damn, you got a July 8th
She a bad bitch

by Lilyisabadbitch June 9, 2019