Juke

When you're really turned on and disgusted at the same time, and jizz/puke out of your mouth.

Coined by the College Humor staff in their video Juke as part of their All Nighter: III

Dan: "I juke whenever I watch two girls one cup"
Matt: "So do I! I mean the girls are so hot, but its so disgusting at the same time... its hard not to juke"

by waitzsauce December 14, 2009

Juke Master

That one dude amongst a group of friends/coworkers that is always getting into some type of shady shit.

That freakin Juke Master Dion is at it again; he's unbelieveable!

by mister delicious June 14, 2007

juke

To juke is to sell or slang drugs on the streets

I don't work for my money i juke on the set

by corndawg321 December 17, 2009

jokez

It contains the same meaning as "cool". Originating from brotherhood2.com

Bob: I got a new car!
Joe: That's so jokez.

by AnonymouseNerdfighter September 26, 2007

Jukebox Hero

A faded rock star who doesn't have any hits in contemporary times however their tunes live on in jukeboxes worldwide and on classic rock radio. A hit making recording artist from another time who is now probably more than likely leading a cover band coming to a state fair near you.

70's hit makers, one-hit wonders, pop radio staples, commercials sample these songs. These bands are your grandpas rockers ala BTO, Blue Oyster Cult, Montrose, Pat Travers. Back in the day, grandpa would crank up the 8 track in the Trans-Am and rock out like he was a jukebox hero, imagining groupies, wild parties and endless booze parties.

by filmzillz April 21, 2015

Jukeass

A person who, when leaving any kind of establishment with a jukebox, puts money in it and selects the most obnoxious songs in the machine for other patrons to suffer through.

Bill was such a jukeass for putting on Justin Bieber's, "Baby" 30 times as he was leaving HOOTERS.

by D.Rog. November 23, 2010

juke music

poor american imitation of UK garage, sort of urban mixed with house. Niche is far better.

American: Have u heard this juke music?
English: What the fuck is that shit go listen to some Niche u yank bastard

by British Beats December 21, 2007