Josiah

A high and mighty jerk. Always toots his own horn. Always tells you he's better then you no matter what.

"Have you met Josiah"?
"Oh, not Josiah, he's an absolute jerk"

by crazyoldwitheredspoon614 March 1, 2022

Josiah

Also known as Jesus, Josiah is a man who is obsessed with Nick Wilde from Zootopia and is definitely a furry.

Josiah just had hardcore sex with Nick Wilde.

by notunedbile March 6, 2022

Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.

John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”

by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021

Josiah

A very handsome dude that gets all his friend’s mothers. Usually likes Kanye West.

“Ugh Josiah is with my mom again”

by YeezyFan August 13, 2021

Josiah

Time is money. Money is Power - Josiah

Don’t question it, it’s the way of life - Josiah

by MultiAyu200 September 5, 2024

Josiah

Josiahs are great people. They tend to do well in anything they put their mind to, especially band related activities. They get decently good grades and occasionally slack off, but once they're reminded to lock in, their grades will go up. With the right motivation they can achieve anything. They tend to be kind and caring, and are gentle at their core. However some things they say may surprise you. They act very differently compared to who they are talking to. Their humor is very unpredictable but you'll still get a good laugh with them. They tend to also be very tall but aren't typically intimidating. They are very loyal, and it's partially because they tend to be awkward around women. They tend to befriend a variety of people and aren't afraid to do something funny to get a good laugh. They are very determined and will undergo a lot for people they care about. They may not be the smartest in life, but are smart in random subjects. They will goof off a lot of the time, but will sober up when needed. They tend to also be history nerds, and occasionally math nerds. If you meet a Josiah, he might just be the one.

"No Josiah, you cannot put metal in the microwave."

by Ray Sterling September 16, 2024

Josiah Trelawny

He disappears constantly, he is an amazing character, AND he's hot?

impossible

"bro i love josiah trelawny!"
"i prefer josiah trelawny"

by coolworder:3 January 28, 2025