Johnson Smack

When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.

Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"

by SteveANGER February 12, 2009

Scrote Johnson

Noun. A formal term of salutation for a male that could otherwise be called a douche bag.

"Have you met Scrote Johnson yet? Yeah, he is the guy with the popped collar and tribal armband tattoo standing by the appetizers."

"He reminds me of this person I know, but I can't quite recall... Now I remember! That Scrote Johnson fellow, from the city."

by ntb320 April 18, 2008

Boris Johnson

Donald Trump bought from wish

I thought Trump was bad until I saw Boris Johnson..

by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022

johnson call

The female version of booty call.

Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.

by twocrazychicks November 09, 2011

chad johnson

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

by anonymouse117 November 04, 2006

Katy Johnson

Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.

Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.

by myndere November 18, 2003

Boris Johnson

The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option

I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson

by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019