Zachary Jewell

He is a guy who likes farts

I am such a Zachary Jewell

by poopystinkyfart January 24, 2022

Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".

Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"

by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

Jewel

The best wingman ever. Always on the phone and js perfect. Lovely eyes and perfect curves. Best model in the world. Will always be there for you.

Random person: crying
Jewel: *comforts them*

by chh huh dgyygv April 12, 2023

Jewel Lavenskii

A true bad bitch with a good heart

If you call me a bitch , call me Jewel Lavenskii

by Angelinasowdy November 23, 2021

Jewel

Jewel is a simple person and loves what he does, He likes all his friends and just enjoys alot around him as a person

Jewel can you pls get the soap “Yes I can get the soap”

by FGBJEWEL March 11, 2022

take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help

When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

by Amari_S August 6, 2023

jewel bags

Scientific term: labia majora. The loose lips around a woman's vagina. Pussy lips.

Man - Julie's jewel bags needs to get cleaned every once in a while. They're getting dirty.

by the majora tom December 1, 2011