Jerkagelic

Jerkagelic- Angelic sexy

Jerk- a- gel -ic

That girl is Jerkagelic - she is sexy, but at the same time like an angel

by Ladaluv January 25, 2011

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

Jerusalem bagel

When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.

Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.

by Stevous September 2, 2017

jerkass

self-explanitory, an insult used by few.

you are a jerkass.

by olaf December 3, 2003

Jerkbag

That incompetent co-worker of yours who keeps stealing your lunch.

Harry, meet the jerkbag I work with.

by bat_hero May 11, 2009

jerkface mcdouchebag

Someone who may often be described as a:
1.Jerk
2.Douche

Hence the term, or popular nameThanks to Tiffany Delmez, "Jerkface McDouchebag"

1.Zac Jones #1 Jerkface McDouchebag
2.Lauren's Mother
3.Morgan's entire Ebb's side of the family
3. I mean 4.
5.Cynthia French-Dennis

Add your own examples.

by Audrie™ June 4, 2008

You win some, Jerusalem

A phrase lamenting that sometimes things go your way, and sometimes they do not. A proverbial shrug of the shoulders and a humble acceptance that we do not possess the power to control everything and we must be content to let the chips fall where they may.

Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.

Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.

Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.



Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?

Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies

Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.

Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?

by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008