Jefferson

HE SHORT AF

Dam jefferson is short

by Bezos February 4, 2022

Jefferson

Very kind, Handsome, strong muscular human being. Sexy asf. Horny 25/8. Best father in the word, ladies man, hard working, interesting, very smart and intelligent, loves to watch anime, Can do math, future language arts teacher, sexy asf

I would fuck the shit outta Jefferson.

by SomeWiseMan69420 October 10, 2021

louis jefferson

he is a bitch

me : hey whore
Louis jefferson : heyy

by anonymous September 25, 2021

Thomas Jefferson

American statesman, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher and Founding Father.
3rd President of the United States (1801-1809)

Thomas Jefferson was the third President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022

Jefferson

A dude with a massive, fat ass. It's absolutely gargantuan in size. The fattest cake to ever live.

Damn, Jefferson is packing made cake bro!

by Dr. Salty Knuts May 26, 2021

Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.

I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.

by anonymous June 26, 2025

Jefferson

A badass kid that knows everything in the world. Most likely super strong and tall. Very mysterious, favorite interest is the CIA. He has very cool ideas and thinks he's cool. But in reality everyone just thinks he's a fucking geek.

Fucking idiot: "AHHH I DONT KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO PUT THIS IN THE MICROWAVE!!".
Smart idiot : "why don't you ask Jefferson?"

by Norahtheexplora August 19, 2025