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chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
mugGet the chance a jeepmug.

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
mugGet the Take a Jeep Ridemug.

Jeep

The sexiest looking vehicle of all time. No competition, other than maybe the LaFerrari or Suzuki Swift.
oh hey look it's a Jeep
by ThatJeepGuy March 24, 2025
mugGet the Jeepmug.

Jeeps

1:Hey look at that _Jeep
2:I hate _Jeeps_
1:*kills*
mugGet the Jeepsmug.

shot a jeep

Alternative description for flipping someone off, giving someone the bird, etc...
That dude cut me off, so I rolled down my window and shot a jeep at him.
by Fpt125 May 28, 2016
mugGet the shot a jeepmug.

Jeep gang

Jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang, jeep gang.
Me: jeep gang

Squad:jeep gang
by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust December 16, 2023
mugGet the Jeep gangmug.

jeep vision

The vision you get when you first own a jeep, you receive the rules, and how to use the jeep wave.
Dude I had my jeep vision last night.
by Jeep 1 July 14, 2019
mugGet the jeep visionmug.

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