Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
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Get the Jeep Bunny mug.A piece of junk car thats labeled jeep thats not built for offroading i.e jeep compass, patriot, renegade, etc. these are pos 4 cylinder yuppy cars, especially for white female nurses who think they are cute and starting a trend. They think their jeep’s a jeep when its not.
“Oh my god, that fake jeep is never gonna go offroad. Look how little clearance between the top of the tire and the bottom of the fender well there is”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
“I know right? If you’re gonna buy jeep to offroad, buy a wrangler. At least they have better ground clearance”
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