Jared

A little baby who got burnt, drowned an killed by his mum mary.

Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by querda July 10, 2011

Jared

A guy ever one hates just an all around prick

Omg Jared is so annoying he's such a prick

by Toolooloo August 20, 2013

Jared

A guy who is a real dick head and has nothing going for him in life except to fuck with girls feelings. Also known as the biggest fuckboi around.

Jared is an asshole.

by Maddiebutnotreallyfuckyoujared March 12, 2016

Jared

Jared is a massive nob, he always wears stripes and thinks its really cool to wear a grey blazer with grey skinny jeans.. although it looks pretty fit ;)
he has the most horrendous laugh.. but i hear it all the time cause i am hilare! although he would argue that he's funnier.
all the girls want him and he blates knows it..
Such a lad, but such a babe. One of my bestest friends, love him lots!! Hahah
Love you Jaaaarrrrr <3

Me: Nice ring Jared ;)
Jared: *Gay little laugh that he does*
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Android 4 lyf bbz!! <3

by Meer_Jeff October 18, 2011

Jared

Just straight trash.

Hey bro are you gonna take the Jared out tonight?

by Prickley pear August 7, 2019

Jared, 19

a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.

it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19

by hecking September 15, 2018

Jared Baird

a guy who says 'yeet' too much

go subscribe to Jared Baird's YouTube!

by norah hehe July 30, 2016