An introverted person, also nice and perverted. Likes to fool his friends for entertaining purposes. Also known as Loki (God of Mischief). Like to look a at women in there vulnerable moments...
by Mineta October 01, 2018
A two timing jerk who will never own up to his mistakes.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.
Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.
A liar
A player
Not worth anyone's time.
Probably one of the most immature guys alive.
Addicted to porn and treats women like they're disposable objects that should do his will.
Whines all day about his stupid not-problems.
Don't even think for a second he'll do anything that be promises.
King of nothing except cancelling plans and asking for nudes.
Small. Finishes in two seconds.
A terrible person with no skills when it comes to giving a woman an orgasm.
Dude: Have you talked to Jared?
Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.
Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't
P.S. F*ck you.
Girl: No. Maybe when he decides to grow some balls and figures out what it's like to be a real man.
Jared: I tried to text you last night
Girl: Yeah? No, you didn't
P.S. F*ck you.
by ExamineWHATyouTOLERATE May 18, 2016
Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by querda July 10, 2011
by Toolooloo August 20, 2013
A guy who is a real dick head and has nothing going for him in life except to fuck with girls feelings. Also known as the biggest fuckboi around.
Jared is an asshole.
by Maddiebutnotreallyfuckyoujared December 05, 2015
Jared is a massive nob, he always wears stripes and thinks its really cool to wear a grey blazer with grey skinny jeans.. although it looks pretty fit ;)
he has the most horrendous laugh.. but i hear it all the time cause i am hilare! although he would argue that he's funnier.
all the girls want him and he blates knows it..
Such a lad, but such a babe. One of my bestest friends, love him lots!! Hahah
Love you Jaaaarrrrr <3
he has the most horrendous laugh.. but i hear it all the time cause i am hilare! although he would argue that he's funnier.
all the girls want him and he blates knows it..
Such a lad, but such a babe. One of my bestest friends, love him lots!! Hahah
Love you Jaaaarrrrr <3
Me: Nice ring Jared ;)
Jared: *Gay little laugh that he does*
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Android 4 lyf bbz!! <3
Jared: *Gay little laugh that he does*
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Android 4 lyf bbz!! <3
by Meer_Jeff October 18, 2011
by Prickley pear August 07, 2019