Jamie

Also known as Jamacunt, or Jamafuck, or Jam-hoe, he spends his life playing football and is completley amazing at it, although that is pretty gay. He is often cool but sometimes can be a complete cunt. Rumours are spreading that him and edward are having gay sex...

Robb: Jamie Why are you so amazing at football

Jamie: Because my dad beats me if i don't play well..

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA u complete hoe

Rampuria: Dude that is so fag.

by Vladamir Georgovich May 21, 2008

Jami

A lebanese prostitute currently on the west coast. Notable features can include an overly large nose that at times may apppear to be highly injured and broken. Signature features of the nose include an excessivly narrow, paperlike septum, a large, protruding bridge.Hair is permed and straightened making it nappy, and disgusting.Some reports tell that creatures have been found living not only in her hair, but also her cooch. Eyes are large, beady, brown and often caked in glitter and horrible, cheap eyeshadow and eyeliner that looks like someone put eyeliner pencil between their asscheeks and put it on her eyes. Has seen more penis than mens underwear.

Jami living somewhere in america

by shakakkakakaka August 6, 2008

Jamie

i. The losing of the female virginity.
ii. A person who keeps female hymen(s) on their window ledge.
iii. A person who seeks to take a females virginity.

i. "Hey Winnifred, have you been to see Jamie yet?"
"No, Sally I'm still a virgin!"

ii. "John... what's that in that plastic cup you're holding?"
"It's a hymen Steve. I'm a Jamie!"

iii. "Billy, would you like to come round my house to play on my Nintendo?"
"Sorry Terry, I'm going out on the Jamie!"

by Andrew Blyth May 18, 2008

Jamie

A person who is mentally challenged and has a funny hair cut. He is the guy with huge "man cans" and fortunatly for him can pretend to b a chick so he can hav guys hand over his "cans".

< Jamie dressed up in a dress>
Guy: do u want to go in the other room?
Jamie: yeah of course want to touch my...

by Huzzlpuff October 3, 2010

Jamie

definition. wanker. cheats. nasty to girls/women. player
general bad man

'he's such a jamie'

by Babe123 February 20, 2009

Jamie

A complete slut who thinks the self is all that matters. She frequently try to contact her ex and messes up his current relationship. Can't think of anything other than money, traveling, flirting with guys every single weekend or getting whatever her friends got.

(Looking at a blonde who never stops touching her hair)
UGH what a Jamie...

by Nerdgirl January 19, 2009

Jamie

A super sweet, super hilarious person with MAGENTA hair. Pink and bunnies are the best thing ever to Jamie.

Wow, did you dye your hair? That looks like something a Jamie would do.

by LILLINA October 23, 2011