Steady Jacking

Masturbating in an uninterupted manner, regardless of the situation.

Did you see Fred? That bastard was Steady Jacking on the front porch at Kim's party!

by Capt. Load Chucker February 29, 2008

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Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015

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lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

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Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006

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jackwilliam

A guy who doesn't have friends but also gets girls because they think he's gay

"Bro why does Jackwilliam get SOO many bitches"
"It's cause they think he's gay"

by UnknownGuy555 June 23, 2017

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Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

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