Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
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Drowning Javelin

A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.
My wife and I preformed the Drowning Javelin last night and it was very interesting.
by Rytopia April 07, 2020
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[Drown] Ziggy

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
by Phill the Thrill December 30, 2011
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Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis
Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum
by BABARACUS December 12, 2019
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Drown Syndrome

Made up by rapper Ill Noise to decribe a very moist vagina.
When that pussy so stupid wet it give me drown syndrome.
by Beerbellybert May 08, 2024
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To Drown Someone In Smoke

To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.
“Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

“You should tell him what Joey does.”
I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”
by Por primera vez September 19, 2021
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lets drown

Hey bro, let's get tore up! Let's get shitfaced! Lets drown some beers!
by Gee Sauce July 03, 2017
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