Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.
niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn
by last century September 27, 2022
by Slay.t3mper September 26, 2020
by Slå min nøddefar January 17, 2025
a warm hearted person who always goes above and beyond for all her friends! friendly and enthusiastic in nature, she never fails to greet others with anything less than a warm welcome and bright smile! she's also super smart, cute and affectionate! always down for an advenrture HAHA if u ever date a min en, you're probably the second luckiest guy in the world since the luckiest guy is dating me 😂
oH SHE'S CURRENTLY VERY SINGLE RIGHT NOW SO ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF ANY MIN ENS AROUND YOU!! you definitely won't regret it if you date her
also this is definitely not written by a min en
thanks for coming to my ted talk! i'm janice and nice is in my name
oH SHE'S CURRENTLY VERY SINGLE RIGHT NOW SO ALL ELIGIBLE BACHELORS PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF ANY MIN ENS AROUND YOU!! you definitely won't regret it if you date her
also this is definitely not written by a min en
thanks for coming to my ted talk! i'm janice and nice is in my name
by janicetheniceone November 22, 2021
five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡
"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"
by Krkič January 01, 2021
A wonderful living creature on the earth she is basically just like an rose in a desert . God literally bless your eye if you ever met one, she is just as GORGEOUS, PRETTY just like a princess escaped from the fairy tale.
by 1$4 November 22, 2023
Funny, handsome, great hair, never spits, speaks fluent English. Min is a Table tennis guru with a dick that can only be described in scientific notation.
Probably played in a band in the brass section with only his nose and a Kleenex. A Min won't hesitate to tell you how retarded you are.
Probably played in a band in the brass section with only his nose and a Kleenex. A Min won't hesitate to tell you how retarded you are.
by JeffreyDahmer_of_EatingMuff November 24, 2021