pinpoint impression toy

A interesting contraption that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in the 25 cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other convex object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of my grandma’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a turnip!”

by Komical September 29, 2009

imprisionate

v. to hold in prison; imprison; n. imprisionation

They should be imprisonated.

by Bill Lee June 20, 2004

improper fraction

A couple where the woman is larger than the man, either in height or weight.

Dave: Do you see that couple over there? She's enormous and he's thin as a rail.
Bob: Yeah, I always feel bad for guys in an improper fraction.

by maf54 May 5, 2010

Improper bo I don’t tell thou

The antonym of proper bo

Mike: "Simon is late again!"

Geoff: "That is improper bo I don’t tell thou"

by Michael Higgs October 18, 2004

impractical

See marriage.

Marriage is impractical.

by Soul Harvester November 7, 2013

impressionalistictivity

Something about just about every person that shows that they are part of the human race and they take what is shown to them, and accept it as the truth no matter what, and that they need to do certain things that are in the "mainstream culture".

I hate your impressionalistictivity.

by djnogo November 29, 2003

Impregnating the DMs

When you slide into the DMs but you just fill them with dank memes.

Guy 1: Hey what are you doing duuuuude?

Me: Oh just got done Impregnating the DMs.

Guy 1: Ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~

by Applesowce8572 March 16, 2017