One of the greatest insults of all time. Originally said by Johnathan Andrew Wicker, Junior on June, 18, 2019
Johnathan said this to Edan, "Okay, goodbye, Edan. I just wanted to let you know that I enjoyed the good times we've had. However, I truly hate you--like, I absolutely hate your fucking guts," Edan killed himself shortly after
by the milk man667 June 12, 2019

when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.
If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:
"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"
You answer:
"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"
You answer:
"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
by Rhys November 12, 2004

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

i'm supposed to be doing homework rn but i'm doing this...
mom: Are you doing your homework?
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
son: Sure... and im tottaly not putting a entry for a word called: idk man what word do i put onto urban dictonart i am bored and stuff i also just misspled missplled and damn i can't speel
by zman90 November 2, 2020

What da state representative told his "other congressional body" colleague regarding a "hot puhtatuh" (I mean, "puh-TAH-tuh" --- no "e' at da end, Mr. Quayle!) bill dat he and his own cronies didn't know how to deal wif.
House speaker, in a memo to da "counterpart-half" president: We're deeply divided here in our views on da Red Scare, so I just senate your way --- we'll let Joe McCarthy and Margie Smith filibuster it out.
by QuacksO0 May 26, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I think I just made a digital thermal grenade (do it yourself smoke).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"
example:
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*
Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*
by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025
