Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

label humper

One whoe buys a bottle of wine by the look of the label.

Because no one could assist me at the wine shop, I had to be a label humper.

by Jacy C December 21, 2008

Humper

Humpin everything and everyone in site the humper thumper

This dang dog is humpin everything get him off my leg dang nasty humper

by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021

hand humper

When a man is getting a handjob and he gets greaty for pleasure so he decides to hump the persons hand during the act.

Person 1: Ya so i was giving him a handjob when he started trying to fuck my hand.

Person 2:lmao what a pig... HES A FUCKING HAND HUMPER😂😂

by Mr.Zkor April 22, 2019

Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.

The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.

by Rlvers October 6, 2016

cum humper

when some one jacks off whit there own semen

DUDE! jack is such a cum humper

by 4lph4 May 21, 2015

Trumper Humper

A gay/fruty trump supporter and/or republican

Mike is a Trumper Humper

by sah_thur October 5, 2021