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tom houston

The greatest person and best dad you’ll ever meet.
Tim: My dad is Tom Houston!
Lex: Hey mine too
Hannah: Same!
by Lumberdad October 16, 2020
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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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houston battle industries

Houston Battle Industries.

HBI - formed in 1939 first September.

The special commando HBI are most strongest and the secret commando around the world.
You are the first one who knows about the HBI.

HBI or called the "Houston Battle Industries" are released after stop the second World War. These commando's stoped Hitler and gave the world for a time peace. You will heared about us soon.

We are now cooperate with Rothschild to stop the IS.
Houston Battle Industries - living in the North.

Find us and be one of us.
by HoustonKeenan January 2, 2017
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Standby Houston

The often forgotten about heir of Whitney Houston, famously brought Decaf back into fashion for a brief moment.
Standby Houston proudly bringing you decaf.
by G81 May 5, 2021
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Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent
Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.
by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021
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Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.
Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot
by Estebe January 17, 2025
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