Chasing the Fun Horizon

The idea that fun is always happening at the NEXT party, and you ruin your night running after it, and not enjoying wherever you are. Evenings such as Halloween and NYE are often spent this way.

Q: What did you do for New Year's Eve?

A: Well, we went to the Promise party, then Trackmeet, etc, and moving from venue to venue, thinking the NEXT one would be the biggest good time. Chaysus. Basically we didn't stay anywhere long enough to have fun...

We were chasing the fun horizon all night. Unsurprisingly, we never reached it.

by buffycee December 30, 2009

Horizontal Buttcrack

A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine

Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.

by nonvertical September 5, 2018

Animal Crossing New Horizons

The one thing keeping us sane in 2020. I dunno why you looked this up. What were you looking for

“I’ve been playing a lot of Animal Crossing New Horizons on my switch lately! It’s really fun!”

by Fat loser with no friends June 12, 2020

Horizon

When you see someone or something from far away.

Yo I saw you on the horizon the other day at the mall.

by TheWakiPaki January 18, 2009

bring me the horizon

cunts, piss in each others mouths, and oli sykes has a tiny penis

oli sykes takes anal from black prison wardens, he is in bring me the horizon, who also take it up the arse

by stefmanxx April 2, 2008

Bring Me The Horizon

The definition of poser rock. Dudes, don't even try to act cool. Just stupid, emo, non-metal ishness. It's sad, really.

Metal Guy 1: BMTH sucks.
Metal Guy 2: True story.
Metal Guy 1:Wanna go listen to Slayer?
Metal Guy 2: Sure.
Metal Guy 1: Yeah, because Bring Me The Horizon is terrible.

by Slatanic Poser Slaughterer July 31, 2010

bring me the horizon

a band so shitty that they have 4 pages worth of people yelling at you that they don't suck.

guy who doesn't listen to enough metal: bring me the horizon does not suck!

me : more like bring me the ear plugs, they will be forgotten in 3 years.

by i9incher May 6, 2010