Hubby

A hubby is the man you can see yourself being with for the rest of your life. The man you would do anything for, no questions asked. The man you will do anything and everything to keep. You keep him happy at all times, regardless of what other people think. A man you makes you happier then you've ever been. A ride or die niggah who accepts you for exactly who you are.

"Thats my hubby for-real, and I'm his ride or die chick."

Hubby by HisRideOrDieChick032309 May 12, 2009

Hobbyist  

A man who patronizes prostitutes.

A Hobbyist needs so much anal action that their worn out women tell them they should take up a Hobby.

Hobbyist by Joe Coalman October 20, 2008

Hubby

A husband who's wife has chosen to take lovers (men or women) either in secret or openly, while denying her husband sexual activity. Noun or adjective;

A.) A semi-derogatory term used by a married woman to remind her husband that he is not a real man or husband and merely a hubby to her.

B.) A dismissive term used by the wife when talking to her friends and comparing her lovers to her husband.

C.) A term used to describe a husband who is a Wittol or Cuckold.

"Poor hubby...are you upset I'm going out again?"

"Now you know better...you're my hubby so you have to masturbate...no sex for you..."

"My hubby doesn't compare to my lovers, they are all so much better than he is...he's just my bitch"

"Yes she's married but she gets sex from other men. Her poor hubby is a modern day cuckold, he just doesn't know it..."

Hubby by SoCalHubby November 23, 2011

hubby

The most amazing man you have ever been with or known for that matter. also known as Mr. Perfect , the one , and the love of my life. You felt that spark from the first time you met, and as time goes on you can see yourself more and more becoming his wife someday. this is the man you want to have children with and be in love with for the rest of your life.

the first time he called you wifey, without thinking twice you naturally just called him hubby.

Mike "I love you my wifey"

Kelly "awwww, I love you too hubby"

hubby by k houghlan February 5, 2008

Hibbies 

There is only one of those in the world. It is said to exist in Egypt; and legends say that it is a female called "Farida". This Hibbies lives in a bubble of pink; thinks that she is a princess and when she swears she says "I swear to Rucifer" which indicates the weirdness of that rare creature. At night; Hibbies becomes a pink cat and roams the deserts of Egypt humping all other cats as the Hibbies is a sexual addict.

Person 1: "look, its a pink cat"
Person 2: "OMG! It's the Hibbies"
Person 1: "No no; that is only a legend"
Person 2: "I swear to Rucifer it's the Hibbies; even look it's humping another cat".

Hibbies by The Superior 1 April 18, 2010

hobby time

Times set aside for engaging in habitually entertaining activities

Yikes, hobby time again – what’s up this time?

hobby time by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

hobby rocket 

A joint rolled with about point two grams of weed and half a paper, usually with a filter and roach clip. Unlike a fullsize doob you probably won't go to space after you blast this tiny joint. However while a hobby rocket can't get you to space you can still get pretty high.

Space talk may accompany the duration of the mission. For example; prior to launching a hobby rocket a countdown from ten followed by "blastoff" is traditional. If the joint gets dropped someone may say: "Houston, we have a problem."

When the hobby rocket has finished burning: "That's one small joint for man, one giant leap for mankind."

If you don't have the budget for NASA sized rocket joints just light a hobby rocket and you can still get pretty high man.

Dude, I'm almost out of weed, lets just blast a couple hobby rockets.

I could tell it was good grass cause I got pretty high with my hobby rocket.

hobby rocket by passsomegrass April 5, 2011