4 definitions by The Superior 1
This is a mythical creature. It has been spotted so few times, and people who see it usually get paralyzed or crazy. Thus descriptions of it are very few. However, rumors say it is a gorilla like creature, with horns. It is also extremely ugly. The Bedouins in the Egyptian desert have nicknamed it "Condaliza" for no apparent reason. Gazbee's feed on mice, camels, foxes and humans. They are one of the most disgusting creatures you will ever find. The weakness of the Gazbee is it's flat foot that makes it hard to run in the desert, and it usually trips all the time.
Person 1: "Do you see what i see?"
Person 2: "OMG, It's hideous! look away quickly, it might be Gazbee"
Person 1: "La la na na hoo"
Person 2: "Her ugliness has made you crazy, you can never be cured.. boogy boogy ha ha loolooo dee dee daa"
Person 2: "OMG, It's hideous! look away quickly, it might be Gazbee"
Person 1: "La la na na hoo"
Person 2: "Her ugliness has made you crazy, you can never be cured.. boogy boogy ha ha loolooo dee dee daa"
by The Superior 1 April 25, 2010
This is the term given to Egyptian women that stand on the corner of "Gam3et El Dowal" and "Sudan Street". They are not prostitutes, but will spend the night with you if you offer them 200 L.E. or more. Yassos are usually horny and overweight. They have very thick, rug-like hair.
In order to spot a Yasso you must go to the corner mentioned above, honk three times, flash your car-lights twice, and open the door; She will then jump in out of nowhere.
In order to spot a Yasso you must go to the corner mentioned above, honk three times, flash your car-lights twice, and open the door; She will then jump in out of nowhere.
Person 1: "Oh, look.. we are at the corner of Gam3et El dowal and Sudan.. let's call for yasso?"
Person 2: "There is nobody here, it's 4 am and there is nobody in the streets!"
Person 1: "No, look look... Honk, Honk, Honk, Flash, Flash, open the door"
Person 2: "Are you crazy?"
Yasso jumps in the car and they continue their journey
Person 2: "Oh thats sooo cooool!"
Person 2: "There is nobody here, it's 4 am and there is nobody in the streets!"
Person 1: "No, look look... Honk, Honk, Honk, Flash, Flash, open the door"
Person 2: "Are you crazy?"
Yasso jumps in the car and they continue their journey
Person 2: "Oh thats sooo cooool!"
by The Superior 1 April 24, 2010
The Olgawy was born in 540 AD, it is a half-female, half-male creature. It refers to itself as human but it is not one. It is a stupid creature, that constantly makes lame jokes and laughs at them. The "Olgawy" has a strange body; and one of the signs of the Olgawy is that is jealous from every girl alive. The Olgawy is the son/daughter of the Big Foot and a female gargoyle. It likes to wear Goth clothing to disguise itself, but its ugliness is spotted anyways, and people run away from its disgusting smell. Some people say you can smell the Olgawy from 1 Km away, as it is the most disgusting smell ever. Some have died from it.
For centuries the "Olgawy" has been hunted down by people, and in more than one attempt, it was nearly killed. However, it has managed to escape everytime and it is currently hiding somewhere in Egypt, precisely in "6th October City". The place where it was last spotted.
An example of the "Olgawy's" stupidity is it had gotten "itself" a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his/her mouth to eat it in peace. On its way home it had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As it crossed, it looked down and saw its own shadow reflected in the water beneath. Thinking it was another Olgawy with another piece of meat, it made up its mind to have that also. So The Olgawy made a snap at the shadow in the water, but as it opened its mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more.
For centuries the "Olgawy" has been hunted down by people, and in more than one attempt, it was nearly killed. However, it has managed to escape everytime and it is currently hiding somewhere in Egypt, precisely in "6th October City". The place where it was last spotted.
An example of the "Olgawy's" stupidity is it had gotten "itself" a piece of meat and was carrying it home in his/her mouth to eat it in peace. On its way home it had to cross a plank lying across a running brook. As it crossed, it looked down and saw its own shadow reflected in the water beneath. Thinking it was another Olgawy with another piece of meat, it made up its mind to have that also. So The Olgawy made a snap at the shadow in the water, but as it opened its mouth the piece of meat fell out, dropped into the water and was never seen more.
"OOHH, what is that disgusting smell?"
"Did anybody fart?"
"No, its way worse than a fart"
"OMG, Im chocking to death"
"I know what that is, its the Olgawy, run away quickly!"
They never made it, and the 4 of them died.
"Did anybody fart?"
"No, its way worse than a fart"
"OMG, Im chocking to death"
"I know what that is, its the Olgawy, run away quickly!"
They never made it, and the 4 of them died.
by The Superior 1 April 27, 2010
There is only one of those in the world. It is said to exist in Egypt; and legends say that it is a female called "Farida". This Hibbies lives in a bubble of pink; thinks that she is a princess and when she swears she says "I swear to Rucifer" which indicates the weirdness of that rare creature. At night; Hibbies becomes a pink cat and roams the deserts of Egypt humping all other cats as the Hibbies is a sexual addict.
Person 1: "look, its a pink cat"
Person 2: "OMG! It's the Hibbies"
Person 1: "No no; that is only a legend"
Person 2: "I swear to Rucifer it's the Hibbies; even look it's humping another cat".
Person 2: "OMG! It's the Hibbies"
Person 1: "No no; that is only a legend"
Person 2: "I swear to Rucifer it's the Hibbies; even look it's humping another cat".
by The Superior 1 April 18, 2010