carlos hernandez

a dick bag that likes dragon ball z

dont be a carlos hernandez.

by hsadfokjgfkzdbg July 15, 2017

Christian Hernandez

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence

Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u”

by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018

artie hernandez

lets just say the kid is freakin sexy !

oooh that boy is an arty hernandez

by shanelle May 16, 2003

Herndon

Dumbest Town in Virginia, made of slackers, Illegal Aliens, Snobby White People, And Non-existent African Americans

"Son, we're moving to herndon"
*sits down and crys*

by Ailish February 27, 2007

dirty hernandez

when you drop feces into a partners mouth, they chew it up until it becomes poop juice, they gargle to break up any remaining solid. Then spits it on the partners face like "BLAHHHH!!!" and then you 69 long time.

1.eric, turn that shit down you dirty hernandez.
2.dude, seriously, i was soo drunk i gave a cow a dirty hernandez.

by Dylan ADam Dolphin January 12, 2005

Hernia

A slang term for a headache caused by wearing tight headphones and listening to music at the same time when asleep. The headphones cut off circulation to the head and produce discomfort in the head. The music projected from the headphones are repeatedly bashing your ear drums while you are asleep and slowly start producing one hell of a headache.

Victim of a Hernia: Ow! Man, my head hurts Josh!
Josh: That sucks. Don't fall asleep when listening to music next time.

by Ensiferum July 16, 2008

hernia gina

the herniated groin area that is usually found on fatter men and women that protudes out and appears rather misfigured

The fat man had a large hernia gina protruding from his groin.

by mx21 May 28, 2008