Hemming

The term Hemming is the act of intentionally doing something in a public space in order to provide you with some much needed personal space.

Two guys are in a crowd at a gig.

Dan “Mate why are you being such a drunk idiot?’
Jack “I'm not, I’m just hemming these people so they get out my face!”

Common phrases:

“I just hemmed the shit out of that old lady!”
“I’m trying my best to hemm these guys but they’re having none of it!”

by Wattoh July 8, 2017

Hemingway

Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes

He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny

1,wow have you met Hemingway yet?
2,no,but he is cute

1,yes and Hemingway is cool beans

by Web the goblin May 31, 2020

Hermine

Irrelevant

Hermine is irrelevant

by John Gates 12 January 8, 2020

Luke hemmings

FUCKING HOT PIECE OF SHIT!! From a band 5sos that are equally as amazing and sexyyyyy. He’s a tall mofo with (currently) curly blonde locks and unfortunately ditched the lip ring a couple years back but Yanno he’s still a walking turn on ;)

Wow that is one piece of eye candy, must be luke hemmings

by Lostgirl2.0 May 9, 2018

red herring

A term used to describe a guy/girl who you're going out with/fucking just to get over someone else you can't get.

Red herrings were often used to mislead hound dogs; the expression refers to something that is misleading.

Therefore - you try to convince yourself that you like someone (to mislead you/lead you away from the person you actually like), and call him/her your 'red herring'.

A: I'm so in love with him but he's dating someone :(
B: I'm so sorry :( what are you going to do?
A: I think I might go for Tony.
B: Tony? Why! Do you even like him?!
A: Nah, but he'll just be my red herring.

by QTπ94 August 31, 2012

herding cats

Trying to get a group of silly girls/boys in one place to take a silly picture of them.

"I have gotten three other people to agree to do it, but actually getting them in front of the camera is like herding cats."

by a silly girl July 9, 2006

pull-a-hemingway

Doing a trick with no style, and wearing a ghetto jacket while doing it. With a gay hat on.

Will: mannn did you just see that sick cork 3 i pulled??!

Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway

by GGGGG unit author May 22, 2005