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nobody here but us chickens

1) a sarcastic answer implying "who else would be here?" or "just the regular crowd"

2) could be used to hide someone there who should not be

source: originally from a fable involving a chicken thief (possibly a fox) hiding in the hen house and answering the farmer's question of who's making all the noise.

Also made popular by a 40's song of the same name by Louis Jordan.
Dad (coming home from work): Anybody home?
Older Daughter (in bedroom): Nobody here but us chickens! (implying herself and her sister, but is actually herself and her boyfriend, who should have gone home already)
by copperdragon December 2, 2011
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lookie here

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."
Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!
by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005
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Not here to fuck spiders

Intentionally offbeat, blunt, and sarcastic Australian humor to exclaim that you mean business and you're not here to waste time.

It's also rhyming slang with "not here to kick the tires" of a car for sale, which has a similar meaning.
1. "So, are we going to the pub or what?"...Jono
"We're not here to fuck spiders mate, let's fuck this puppy."...Sambo

2. "Your first month on the job has been fantastic. Sales have gone through the roof"...Manager
"Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. When I'm I going to get my commission check?...Sales rep
by Khe Sanh July 29, 2020
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I hate it here

A phrase said usually on stan Twitter when coming across something on the timeline or replies that is nasty, cringy, or just outright wrong.

Can also be said when referring to hellish irl situations that you wish you could escape.
*scrolling stan twitter on a normal day*
*sees dick pic, porn, and/or nasty imagines *
Twitter status: WTF I HATE IT HERE
by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020
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Ayo the pizza here

Can be used to express physical pain after falling down a staircase.
Ayo the pizza here oh nigga ahhhhh oww my ears burn.
by anonymous April 16, 2021
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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
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YOUR WORD HERE

(Damn, you must be really bored.)
The sample text on an Urban Dictionary T-Shirt that you can customize and put a word on. There is a picture of an Urban Dictionary shirt under the like and dislike buttons. The caption sais

"The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you."
John - "Yo, what word should I put on my Urban Dictionary shirt?"
Brendon - "You should put YOUR WORD HERE so it looks exactly like the picture. By the way, your mom has cancer."
by Yafloozy March 1, 2017
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