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hayley :)

A fat troll that stinks of b.o and shit lives under the duck pond bridge her kids are like her her ex husband is a twat
I would hate to be a Hayley :)
by Fat Hayley December 25, 2019
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Hayley Kokernak

The cutest mother fucking couple alive and they love to give “it” to each other
by PencilEater69 June 1, 2019
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hayley

Hayley is a shy person if you don't talk to her often but once you get to know her she is a crazy girl who likes to have a good time. she is trustworthy, honest, sweet and caring. if she's single shes ready to mingle with boys who tend to start with A. she goes for guys that are caring, funny, honest and have a nice smile. if the guy cannot be bothered talking to her or approach her she will eventually move on. but whatever happens Hayley will always be there for you.
' bro did you see hayley shes so shy'
by chi8A June 15, 2019
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Hayley

A girl who cannot keep a secret for her life. Very unlikable, so she only has about 2 friends. Cannot stay to her own business.
Hey, that girl says she has dirt on everyone and is about to spill!

She must be a Hayley.
by SuckItLozer January 20, 2020
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Hayley Kroll

A girl with major wifey material. She’s nice, caring, funny, and beautifulllll
Someone: who’s Hayley Kroll
Me: the best girl ever
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Find your Hayley

Finding your soulmate. This phrase was made famous by the soap opera Coronation Street where the long suffering, lonely character of Roy Cropper, in fifties found his soulmate Hayley.
Forget about Tinder. Just live your life and you will find your Hayley.
by Corrieface November 12, 2020
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Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.
"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."
by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020
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