happiness

A misty outcome from an empty bottle of Scotch.

Was it happiness-ie gamboling above water among the mist yesterday night?

by juandemor December 19, 2012

Happ

Happ is the sourcing acronym for AP History classes. When analyzing the document, you may need to understand and identify the Historical context, Audience, Purpose and Point of view (HAPP). Good luck to all in future slang determinations.

Mr. Williams

Teacher: I put the HAPP in WHAP my friends. Give me AP World or give me death.

Student: No cap

by TeoDubbs97 October 22, 2020

happinex

a tightly-knit but dysfunctional group of furries, drug addicts, and socially inept children that play video games in a surprisingly wholesome discord server where they partake in aggressive shitposting and taking CSGO too seriously.

"today in happinex, shilo poked his dogs butt with a lightsaber and mccoy was a perfect human being"

by happyhappyhappinex October 29, 2018

Screenshot or it never happened

Used on primarily forums/online games.

The author normally feels inferior because of what OP posted, and so, to regain his pride he asks for a screenshot to prove if the event is true.

fag1: i didn't pirate my games, they're all backups.

fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: i aced TT with only a glock
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

fag1: I JUST BEAT LVL 150 CHAOS WITHOUT USING AI EXPLOITS
fag2: screenshot or it never happened

by bangfish September 22, 2009

Mothman shit happening

strange occurances on road trips, particularly near Kinston, NC

"Holy shit, Mason, we're lost....this is some Mothman shit happening"

by Heather June 10, 2003

You and the captain, make it happen

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

happles

happy + apples = happles

bob -happles

jane -what?

bob -happyness + apples = happles, durrr

by james hogan October 3, 2007