Gutter-blasting

The act of walking past someone whilst pulling down ones pants and covering them with a spray of diarrhea poop; similar to when a passing car sprays gutter water/mud on a pedestrian. see crop dusting

Gabriel slid his pants below his buttocks ever so slyly, then commenced to shart while passing by his friend. The gutter-blasting rendered his friend completely disabled.

by m1ch43l J4cks0n December 29, 2010

Gutter Bagel

A pure or soft person who is thinking about horny things. Gutter Bagels are often bottoms/brats whose mood has suddenly turned lewd.

"Hey, have you noticed Sarah is starting to act a bit lewd around you? isn't she usually wholesome?
"Oh yeah, she's definitely not wholesome. She is a Gutter Bagel."

by AggressiveCabbage June 6, 2021

stud gutter

a male's lower ab region that forms a "V" at his hips

"Damn, did you Channing Tatum's stud gutters? I could get lost in those."

by kaylambee January 27, 2014

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

gutter mole

N; Someone who is continuously speaking perverted, normally using comments made by someone else to spark their dirtyness. (derived from the phrase "mind in the gutter")

Person 1: I'd really like a hot dog right now.
Person 2: I gotta hot dog for ya.
Person 1: Ugh, you're such a gutter mole.

by turds12 August 14, 2008

Gutter cocktail

A gutter cocktail requires two hands working on tandem to jack a young man off. Performed by a kind young professional. Typically the work of a young man trying to impress friends with his street skills.

Dave, have you ever received a gutter cocktail?
Only in Pittsburg. It was wonderful.

by Cereal Butt Stabber May 26, 2017

gutter soup

A deep puddle of slush along a curb that is so dirty and gray a pedestrian mistakes it for pavement, with nasty results.

"Eww, I have to let my boots dry out - I just stepped in gutter soup!"

by Super Weeble January 6, 2010