The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.
Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.
I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.
I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.
I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.
I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.
by @loraleopard May 30, 2016
Get the pub guilt mug.When you are in a public bathroom and you have no intention of washing your hands after using the bathroom, until a random stranger comes in, at which point you wash your hands out of fear that the person will think you are a dirtball.
Ty was finished peeing, and a man walked into the restroom. He wasn't going to wash his hands, but since the other man was there, he walked to the sink for a guilt wash.
by Archimedes13 September 10, 2011
Get the Guilt Wash mug.The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.
Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021
Get the Guilt money mug.When overprotective parents guilt you into not going to the college you want to go. Oftentimes happens when the college is too far away. Used as a last ditch effort to get their kids to stay close to home.
You: I am dealing with such bad college guilt from my parents. They are really against me going to college in Florida but I want to go so bad!
Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.
You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,
Friend: You should do you what you want to do, it’s not their college experience.
You: You are 100% right, I should trust myself and not be guilt tripped into going where my parents want me to go,
by Png76 October 10, 2022
Get the college guilt mug.When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.
My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.
by Haolepino November 18, 2022
Get the guilt boner mug.When you tell someone you’re going to commit suicide if they don’t do something you want them to; telling someone your going to commit suicide to make them feel bad
by Claridy December 1, 2020
Get the suicide guilt mug.The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon,
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc
'Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'
by jenngirl January 2, 2009
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