mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

Gathering Grist

The act of working/making money. Synonymous to “hustling” “grinding” “bringing home the bacon” and “getting that “bread”

Get off your ass and get a job. I’m the only one here gathering grist and paying bills.

by madWarlock October 16, 2023

grunt

To emit excretement.

"Wait up, I have to go take a grunt."

by x January 22, 2003

grunt

A person at the lowest level of anything.

We are all just friggin' grunts her at this office.

by Jimmy Staycox August 3, 2003

army grunt

Light Infantry and there medics who serve on the frontline of war

army grunts are 11b and 68w serving in a light infantry unit

by army of one April 4, 2011

grunter

The man on the receiving end of anal sex. See also shunter.

Are you the grunter or the shunter?

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

glusty

Lusting after geeks, and/or their gadgets.

She felt glusty as soon as she saw the binary watch on his wrist.

by MaeLek April 28, 2004