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Dirty Grinch

A drink made by blending Diet Coke and dill pickle seasoning.
The contemplative fella spent the entire weekend sitting by the bubbling brook, and watching the water beetles as he sipped glass after glass of Dirty Grinches.
by Mead Weaver December 10, 2025
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Grinch

1. (n.) The cave-dwelling, solitary curmudgeon of Mount Crumpit with a penchant for ruining the fun of the citizens of Whoville, the Cat in the Hat, and others, especially around the holidays. Has a pet dog named Max, typically Green or sometimes White.
2. (adj., 'Grinchy') to have Christmas spirit in short supply ("The term 'Grinchy' shall apply when Christmas spirit is in short supply." 1).
3. (v.) to make another's life unbearable("He runs into the Cat in the Hat and decides to make the cat's life unbearable." 2).
1. "Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot. But the Grinch who lived just North of Whoville did not!
2. "My father gets Grinchy around October, right when holiday stuff starts getting put in Hobby Lobby."
3. "The Grinch Grinched the Cat in the Hat was ridiculous, I mean, Persimmon Pink? The Grinch would never in 2025!"
1 How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Directed by Ron Howard, performance by Jeffrey Tambor, Imagine Entertainment, Dr. Seuss Enterprises, 2000.
2 Publically Editable. "The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat (TV Short 1982) - IMDb." IMDb, Amazon, Date Accessed 12/17/2025.
by StanmichNomenclature December 17, 2025
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Grinching

A holiday-season tradition where one intentionally ignores all grooming and allows their pubes to grow wildly out of control, reaching full feral, Grinch-level proportions by Christmas.
He was grinching so hard it crossed the line from tradition into public concern.
by GFN2K26 January 6, 2026
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Grinching

Grinching (verb)

To Grinch someone is to ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝h ̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖̌͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ŵ̵̨̢̳̞̤̝̖̠̘̩̞̘̭͍̘̐́̈͑̈́̐̂̔̽̓͋̂̔ͅo̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️b̶̖̤̋́̋̾̔͗̆͊̊̆́͑̌͆͊̈́t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝v ̣̮͚̤͊̋̐͊͊̑̅̇̊̎̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ if they touch and/or enter your bad room.
"this is my bad room. Don't touch my mop ory bucket or else I'll be grinching you. "
by NotPoseidonn March 13, 2025
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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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purple grinch

He is a Leo
by Peppito November 22, 2021
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Grinch

A grinch is the most beautiful creature of Whoville. He was neglected in his childhood and held a grudge into his adulthood. The grinch is a hero, the best of all heroes.

Also known as the dude who stole Christmas and your girlfriend.
"Ha! I stole both Christmas and your girlfriend, you assholes. Snarls the Grinch."

"Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, you"
by themonsterunderyourbed35 November 24, 2021
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