Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 7, 2010

gouch

the area between the ass and ball sack.

The move that got me was when she dropped it and rubbed her ass against me gouch.

by camhenry12 November 25, 2014

Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 25, 2010

Gouch Goblin

Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)

Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!

Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.

by L4L96 August 25, 2011

Pooches gooches revenge

When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..

(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!

by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009

Glouche

A person who transcends being merely glib, or merely a douche and becomes both things.

When he disagreed with you, James often became an unbearable glouche.

by mszprejda October 20, 2008

Gouch Juicer

Someone who juices the gouch.. the nether regions of the nutsack. an salvates at the thought of the manly juices flowing

Man you know that chick over there is a Gouch Juicer.

by J-8:42 February 26, 2010