fart gobbler

the bathroom fan that gobbles fart smells and filters them out

turn on the fart gobbler and close the door when you're done taking a crap!

by galizard March 13, 2008

hungry poo gobbler

n: 1) one who enjoys consuming large amounts of crap, 2) person who transparently, constantly and voraciously curries favor, especially in a work environment.

I'd like to call her a fucking brown-noser, but that's an HR violation, so I'll stick with calling her a hungry poo gobbler.

by wonkothesane September 13, 2008

Cock Gobbler

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.

Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...

by Chief Slapaho June 3, 2013

Gobble-Naif

an insult to throw at people you hate. this can have whatever meaning you want. the reason it doesn't have a definition is so no one knows what it means except you. the greatest way to use this word is to share the meaning with a close friend and when you say it to someone both of you will start laughing. if they look it up they will find nothing but this. you can turn this jibrish word into a terrible insult that could DESTROY your enemies

person you hate: your ugly
you: your a gobble-naif
you and your friend: *Laughing hysterically*
person you hate: what?

by the queen oh belgium February 12, 2018

chip gobblers

english word for yorkies who invade your scenic coastal town with their fat greasy wives, screaming litter of offspring, string vests and mangy dogs on strings, spend most of their time whinging about how it's much cooler on the coast, buying chips for their nasty sprogs and throwing the half eaten chips smeared in sticky ketchup all over the streets, and letting their filthy squealing kids pee in the gutter, then complain about the price of ice cream before proceeding to wade out onto the mudflats as the tide goes out requiring the rescue jeep, which the residents of the coastal town have to pay for in their council tax, to go and get them back before they drown themselves.

In the summer, swarms of skanky chip gobblers decend on the town like a flock of gannets.

by My May 13, 2003

Mint Gobbler

Someone who eats all my fucking mints!

Kelly is a fucking mint gobbler.

by The Fraz October 27, 2008

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020