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Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist
Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018
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Glenn sturgis

A cute hot, fit man who works at cloud 9. He was a business owner and a legend. He died from diabetes because he drank too much juice 🕊️.
Person 1: my glenny boy, glenn sturgis.
by aimsssss February 20, 2024
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Glenn

the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
by spacemeatloaf October 8, 2020
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Glenn Schaefer

a white boy who wears black air forces. DAT BOA SUS
omg he just pulled a Glenn Schaefer
by yourmomahoe6382910203 October 15, 2021
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glenn ass

Nice and big and juicy
dang glenn ass is so big and juicy
by Glenn ass November 17, 2020
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glenn trump

A giant type of lamarups (family of: rups). This type of rups tries to attract women lamarupses by trying to look like he is cool. Lamarupses have different types of haircolor, going from light blue to a mix of colors like the rainbow.
This glenn trump is not good at impressing women.
by Willyvanreisweek January 27, 2017
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