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Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.
Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...
by SimmyMatty December 3, 2018
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Gerbilism

Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.
Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”

Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
by UnknownGerbil96 September 7, 2020
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Gerbiling It Up

Do you want a video of me Gerbiling it up with sound?
by Prattasaurus Rex July 9, 2025
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
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Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.
by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025
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Fat tailed gerbil

The only other type of gerbil that's kept as domesticated pets. They don't really look like their relatives, they look like lightly colored dwarf hamsters with a slab of hairless flat meat as a tail.
I barely recognized the fat tailed gerbil as a gerbil.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
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feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'
"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."
by YouChubi October 23, 2008
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