James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

by mellielover111 September 26, 2019

Garfield

A man that gets as much phat wet pussy as Garfield (the cat) and Andrew Garfield

“Wow he’s a Garfield”

by Gabby.gaby December 21, 2021

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014

Garfield

To be a pussy
Because pussy means cat and Garfield is the name of a cat

You bitches are Garfields

Scott is always acting Garfield

by scissor kill master🌝 July 3, 2019

Garfield

Garfield refers to the cat that likes lasagna.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.

1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh

by kys<33 August 10, 2022

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

Garfield

THE SON, FATHER, AND HOLY GHOST ALL IN ONE, HE IS GOD HIMSELF. ALL HAIL THE FAT CAT

GARFIELD IS GOD, CHANGE MY MIND, I DARE YOU

by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021