AIR DA FUNCTION

Trap Slang:

Someone who pulled up to da spot wit the intention of trying to Ear Hustle information & use it to their benefit later.

“Who gone say what? Who gone do what? Fuck is you Ear Hustlin? ??
Pulled up and air da function. He disappeared somewhere”

by on November 30, 2021

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.

The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.

by ljgunner September 8, 2009

funktnubicus

One who is not quite upto being a n00b.

A lamer.

A funktnubicus.

lolz you are a funktnubicus maximus!

by LordZehyn December 30, 2009

funtastic

when something is both fun and fantastic it is funtastic

bill: i just had sex
james: that sounds funtastic
bill: you bet it was!

by iDayZdx December 30, 2011

Funktapus

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.

Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!

by The Funktapus January 8, 2013