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West Virginia Funnel

A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
A: " Bro I really gotta go, could you hurry up?

B: How about a West Virginia Funnel?

A: "Hell yeah!"
by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024
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the dark funnel

Online purchasing behavior is not linear, but the classic attribution model wants it to be. Instead, most leads come in via word of mouth that's untrackable. In-person chats, DMs, Slack conversations, podcast mentions, etc.

Because you can't measure those, it's called the dark funnel.
I've heard that Wynter gets all its leads through the dark funnel
by mrB2B April 13, 2022
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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.
feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.
by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025
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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018
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rape funnel

imagine a finger trap but with people
i got caught in a rape funnel
by lonelyfinger April 4, 2020
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Funnel dropper

A term, commonly used within sales, for somebody you have been working with a long time that finally pans out.
You can’t count that person for this month, they’re a funnel dropper.
by TeamHellYeah November 28, 2017
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ketamine funneling

When you been doing ketamine for three days straight and your nostrils can't take it anymore so you lay upside down and funnel Ketamine your frontal lobe.
Dude, we've been partying so long and hard I can't even breathe through my nose! What should I do????? Duh, ketamine funneling.. What, did you grow up in a cardboard box?
Somebody grab the funnel!!! This party ain't over till the K Runs Out!
by Captain Long Dong Silver August 3, 2021
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