Function-not

This word means to not function.
by the_knowitall October 07, 2023
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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 14, 2024
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Toxic function

Some random shit that you take to pen and teller show and it works .
An example of Toxic function:
Eggshells+0*(some shitty numbers)
by Alistera July 09, 2018
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fred function

A gathering or get-together which surrounds the theme of “Fred”
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functional-beauty

Beauty derived from functionalism.

Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"
My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.

Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
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function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 08, 2022
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He Function

He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”

Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe

Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
by dr_balls_ November 19, 2023
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