Function

If you're from San Diego, you know what a function is.

For you outsides, a function is a kickback, party, where people be swanging, getting faded and fucked up. An infamous place for fights and drama.

Person 1: You going to the function tomorrow?
Person 2: Nawh, my girl don't like it when I go to functions, she don't trust me.

by SExSD October 21, 2011

fenced

to own or humiliate.

dude kobe just fenced d-wade.

that kid just fenced you

by nlei March 10, 2008

Functional Junkie

An individual who is addicted to narcotic drugs like heroin, morphine, oxycodone (OxyContin/Percocet), hydrocodone (Vicodin), or other opioids, but can still maintain a normal and successful life.

A functional junkie is a person that can have a family, have a successful career, successful education, and maintain relationships, as long as they have their dope, because once they don't have it, then everything spirals out of control.

by TJM91 June 18, 2009

Fuce

A easy to use contraction of the expression fuck face.

Stop being such a Fuce and help me out here.

Don't be such a Fuce and close the door.

by mort swindle and sunny March 2, 2009

Picket Fence

Really bad orthodonture (crooked teeth).

synononyms: British teeth, Mouth of Horrors.

She was a babe until she opened her mouth and showed me her picket fence.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 5, 2006

Funch

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

by LAFF April 23, 2004

functional junkie

A person who uses drugs for an unrecreational purpose but can still operate normally at work or at school

MAN1:That man is a total functional junkie

MAN2:What's that?

MAN1: Some dude who does drugs but still has a good-paying job
or does good at school and can still function normally.

by mikey fo sho May 29, 2007