you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

why so serious

First off, this is used mostly by emo kids who use it for a picture caption on their myspace. People who say it don't realize how annoying it is. Also, asking "why so cereal?" deserves a punch. Just wait until another movie comes out then steal shit from there too!

why so serious

by Christina4 December 22, 2008

serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.

Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.

by wang_man June 29, 2009

Packing Serious Onions

An amazing large female booty that can make a grown man cry.

Man Melisa is packing some serious onions in those jeans.

I cried tears of joy all of last night...
y???
havent you seen? my girl's packing serious onions.

by ChiBoi27 May 10, 2011

call center serious

to invoke a over bearing attitude from a mere normal conversation that causes uneasiness,hostility, and wanting of leave from the conversation itself

hey dude you don't have to get all call center serious when i don't know how to use this program man

by fattiemattie October 26, 2010

Serious pot smoker

1.)When a person (usually named Jose) smokes the whole bowl of weed without sharing the bowl, and was smoking marijuana by age four.

2.)Very tolerant of smoking excessive amounts of marijuana. (Brags about it constantly)

3.) Someone who gets upset at normal people who start smoking marijuana in their teenage years.

Josh: Hey you skipped me, let me get green.

Danny: Alright man here
(Josh hits it)

Jose(Already blazed): You're not fucking hitting it hard enough!(Pushes josh and the bowl spills on the ground)

(Next day)

Danny: Dude ha, that was fucking stupid of Jose last night. He wasted a whole bowl.

Josh: Yeahh, he didn't have to go all "Serious pot Smoker" on my ass.

by ilovemybestfrienddanny February 28, 2009

Lets get serious

A remark in response to an exaggerated statement or obviously inaccurate

Kenny(5'4", white): hey Brad, lets go ball so I can dunk on you.

Brad: You, dunk on me??? Lets get serious.

Kenny: I just put up 650 on the bench today.
Brad: lets get serious.

by Kenny Erwin November 25, 2007