Trump Flush

Flushing a toilet ten or 15 times instead of only once.

I shouldn't have eaten all those taco bowls. I'll have to do a Trump flush after I take this Bolsonaro.

by Wordy McWordmaker December 10, 2019

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

guilt flush

after coming home from a very late night out... you wake up in the morning only to find you have cocaine left over in a baggy in your pocket.
Feeling guilty from the night before for doing drugs, you flush the rest down the toilet.

Dude, I totally guilt flushed my baggy this morning.

by the keibler October 16, 2009

Royal Flush

A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.

Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.

Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.

by ImperialCody March 27, 2010

Royal Flush

taking a piss on a unconcious person

the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.

by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Royal Flush

When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.

You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"

by iamriot January 19, 2010

awkward flush

When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.

Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.

by MrNevermore September 26, 2007