Les Floyd

A very funny talented writer who will outshine everybody else

you will soon find out

by His number one fan!! February 2, 2004

George Floyd

sexiest man that ever lived (past tense of course). May he be able to breathe now.

Kelly: Wow that guy is hot
Derek: oh yeah, that's a George Floyd!

by spn15 April 27, 2021

pink floyd

I normally listen to rap, but when you're stoned, NOTHING compares to Pink Floyd.

Listening to Pink Floyd stoned makes you feel as if you're in another world or somethin.

by anonymous May 20, 2004

Keith Floyd

Contravertial alcoholic, dickie-bow wearing, TV Chef/funnyman who used his outdoor cookery programme as a weak pretext to travel the world, patronise and insult the local tribesmen, take advantage of local hospitality and get totally shitted on the local 'tipple' whilst simultaneously attempting to cook (and often fail spectacularly) their regional speciality dish. Sadly now deceased after years of alcohol abuse ravaged his slowly pickled body into submission.

Can we watch 'Keith Floyd around the Med' at 9pm tonight, apparently he's in Tunisia this time and apart from cooking lamb tagine with apricots he's going to be getting ripped to the tits on their local brew and taking the piss out of some local goatherders?

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

pink floyd

When you've been wackin' it all day without lubricant.

I ran out of jergens last week, i have such a pink floyd.

by Soup June 21, 2006

Pink Floyd

A slightly over-rated classic rock band; the reason that there is a prism with a rainbow shooting out on that shirt you bought, just 'cos you thought it looked cool and had no idea what it was from.

"So, you like Pink Floyd eh? Me too!"

"Uhhh... What?"

by noobtacular April 14, 2008

Uncle Floyd

Occurs when a man has hemorrhoids and wipes blood from his anus. Compare to a woman's menstrual cycle and "Aunt Flo".

I needed a maxi-pad after that week-long cruise. Uncle Floyd came to visit unexpectedly.

by Spanishjohnny99 March 28, 2011