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Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.
Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"
by parrappa October 8, 2008
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terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure
we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard
by wevil November 14, 2003
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eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'
-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !
by arsenist February 18, 2009
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Floaties

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.
Get your floaties out were going for a swim.
by Ornella Z December 31, 2005
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floatopia

Epic ass party on the beach of IV in spring quarter! Float on the ocean, tan in the sun, get really really ridiculously shitty.
I was so trashed at last year's floatopia I could barely make it back up the stairs.
by lboogie12384 April 4, 2009
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making a float

... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.

Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.

p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!

It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.
A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.
by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005
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