Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 04, 2017

un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 15, 2007

panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 September 19, 2017

bozo filter

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.

Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters

by Anonymous October 09, 2003

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

Dirty Coffee Filter

1. verb. A Dirty Coffee Filter is much like a teabag except that that when one is dunking the scrotum in ones mouth they either shit or wipe their dirty ass on the nose or face. Thus making the face look like dirty coffee grinds have been wiped on the face.

2. A teabag with fecal matter

I was going to teabag Kim last night, but I ate white castle and my ass just let go, and I dirty Coffee Filtered that bitch.

by Gags730 October 14, 2014

fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 04, 2010