farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

farming simulator 19

a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.

lets buy farming simulator 19.

Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.

by burnt_toast_with_jelly November 12, 2018

farding

to put on makeup

No farding during class

by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.

"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."

by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006

Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008