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family whipped

A case where an independent adult (usually early 20's) is still under the command of their family's every request. Like "pussy whipped", they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.
Cam: Hey Steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and Rick? Apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
Steve: Shit, I cant man, My dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
Rick: Man that guy is family whipped

Amy: Hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over ;)
Steve: i'll have to pass, I need to give my mum a foot massage
by Camazon April 26, 2008
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Shit Family

A family that does one or more of the following:

constantly scares you, surprises you in a bad way, depresses you, angers you, beats you, and overall, does nothing to make you happy and/or please you.
Dude, Andy has such a shit family. They pretty much beat his ass every night and his mom is a whore and his sisters are too. I feel really bad for him.
by the_polar_express May 27, 2009
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Automatic Family

The term used when a man or woman marrys someone that has kids.
Man, I love that girl to death, but I am not ready for an automatic family.

Dude, she's got kids?

Yea, three little rugrats.
by B. Hanback May 21, 2008
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Family Gamer

Life goes on... And as everything, your gamer experience changes with it. In the beginning, your game experience is centered around competitive aspects, such as rank, ladder and climbing. You can play for hour an hours, alone or with friends.

At some point in life, your responsibilities, professional or student life, start to affect your gaming experience. Your focus is now enjoyment, passing time and sometimes escaping from reality. You don't have the motivation of climbing, grinding. Playing alone in a competitive environment is now out of question. You prefer to play single players, or sometimes play a ranked game with your friends.
Family Gamer 1: "Yesterday I played Assassin's Creed."
Family Gamer 2: "Really? At this point I'm only waiting for Cyberpunk."
Gamer: "Jesus, this mercy is f##ing retarded."
Family Gamer 3: "When was the last time you played alone a multiplayer game."
Family Gamer 1: " I do not remember, but I have to finish a paperwork."
by Gaio December 1, 2020
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family parties

a place where you have to sit in a house with your super annoying family member who force you to say hello and goodbye in a really awkward way so that they can feel good about themselves.
A place where some stupid relative asks you if you have a boyfriend of girlfriend, and that after that you get it up the ass from for being rude for doing fucking nothing
ITS A PLACE OF HELL
kid: so this is really fun(sarcastic)
random relative: hey do you have a girlfriend
kid: IM GAY YOU STUPID SON OF A.......
family parties: a place of hell
by IphoneSlayer1713 May 25, 2016
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no family rule

The No Family Rule is a clearly defined standard in joke telling. Passed down generation by generation from our forefathers who developed the oral story telling tradition after many an altercation resulted from poorly delivered witticisms. The rule states that “no person may, at the expense of a handicapped and/or health impaired third party, pass any humorous remark where such humour stems from said handicap and/or health impairment UNLESS the deliveror has a family member (no more than once removed) with that same handicap and/or health impairment”.
Dude, Jimmy just dropped a AIDS joke and I know for a fact he's got no family with the "slow puncture". Clear breach of the No Family Rule... uncool.
by ConcernedThirdParty October 21, 2013
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Cheeseburger Family

Introduced by Jack Stauber (artist and musiciant), a Cheeseburger Family represents the stereotypical "perfect" family : A couple of kids, one baby, a dad and a mom, all of that in a big house and with a lot of wealth. It may seems like a perfect family but is in reality very simple-minded.
The term "Cheeseburger" is used because it represents something almost everybody likes.
"Look at this Cheeseburger Family in this TV Movie"
by lyceo May 1, 2020
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